Damsel Democracy in Distress

Prologuethe right word. We shall call ourselves SECULAR", he
Democracy in India - Different viewpoints-decided.
[Democracy is viewed as the damsel in distress]HER make-up of secularism had to be noticed and
For those who have a vested interest in theHER secular credentials proved at all times whatever
democratic system of governance SHE is the holythe cost. Therefore Lord Shiva was not invited. A
cow!grave blunder indeed!
The Marxists to this day believe, SHE cannot deliverBECAUSE
the goods. Nevertheless they do contest and getThe first Democratic Elections of 1952 proved to be
elected to indulge thereafter in back-seat driving soa replay of the good old Mythological story 'samudra
as to undermine HER through techniques handedmanthan'. In a repeat action the great churning
down to them by their Guru Karl Marx.process yielded amritha (the good) and kalakoota
Naxalites on the other hand seem to be blissfully(the evil). If only Lord Shiva were there on the
unaware of the fact communism wherever tried outscene? He would have downed the entire supply of
has miserably failed to deliver the goods. Theirkalakoota in one gulp. This was a ghastly sight for
behavior reminds one of Sir Winston Churchill'sthe damsel who had descended from the Utopian
definition for a fanatic.World. SHE had now no option other than to contain
Quote: 'A fanatic is one who cannot change his mindthis deadly venom- that was to soon become the
and won't change the subject.'virus of corruption.
The libertarians although none too happy with the[Samudra manthan- Churning of the sea- According
kind of leadership churned out by the electoralto Indian Mythology such an incident had occurred
process continue to swear by HER.with a huge rock wound by a huge rope for churning-
SHE entered this superstitious country right foot firstone end of the rope in the hands of devas (the
[this is how a Hindu bride enters her new home]- butGods) and the other end in the hands of rakshasas
then not without a sense of trepidation. As one who(the demons)
survives on the daily diet of healthy discussion andAmritha stands for nectar and kalakoota for deadly
lively debate, SHE certainly had some real good timepoison]
initially with great leaders like Jawaharlal Nehru,Outcome being what it was the good and evil had to
Chakravarthy Rajagopalachari, Piloo Mody, Ferozework as a team. And it didn't take long for the milk
Ghandy, and many others in action. Libertariansof goodness to turn sour. The virus of corruption got
headed by late Minoo Masani were upbeat and gotthe better of HER and rendered the leadership deaf
busy so as to ensure a sustained and sound healthand blind! The virus thereafter seeped down! Money
for HER. They made long-term plans such as settingstarted speaking. With all-round dwindling values its
up of institutions like Democratic Research Serviceflow got miss-directed. After all Constitution of the
(DRS), Leslie Sawhny Programme and Adult Educationcountry- the holy cow had provided it that even the
Institute; all this with the purpose of training upilliterate could contest. Now with both houses replete
wannabe as also elected leaders in the art ofwith beneficiaries of this provision where is the
debating!question of debate? Stridency began to gain the
But then the unlettered contested in a big way andupper hand. When reason fails anger takes over.
surprisingly got elected too! And alas DRS could doPaper weights & mikes began to be used as missiles.
precious little thereafter because there was neitherGrapevine has it that wearing helmets is to be made
time nor facility to start from Primary level!mandatory while participating in the proceedings.
Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru the most charismatic PrimeMorally upright and tall leaders started getting phased
Minister we ever had, believed in the good old Hinduout for one reason or the other. While genuine
concept sarva dharma sama bhawa [Equal respectfreedom fighters were left high and dry fake-ones
for all religions]. But then felt it would be risky usingflaunting the label gained the upper hand. Hamstrung
any word even remotely connected to our Hinduthus, damsel democracy started limping. And when
tradition! Being a born Brahmin he was wary ofIndira Gandhi's infamous Emergency came through
throwing wrong signals risking his secular image.SHE was virtually in coma! How SHE got back into
The correct word is NON DENOMINATIONALHER own is History.
suggested late Minoo Masani. But "No. Secularism is